cannibalistictofu:

In class today, the guy who sits next to me, who by the way is always sleeping and never talks to anyone in class, gives me his calculator and this was on it.

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I didnt know how to respond to this

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phantomrose96:

Fic idea where a lonely person sells their soul to Satan to be their friend. And Satan just rolls with it until he realizes at the time of their death he genuinely likes them.

Since he can’t renege on the contract he takes them to Hell and puts them in a high position of power. Demons hardened by millenia of torture now have to answer to a shy, self-conscious, quiet, depressed, lonely person who has unintentionally become Satan’s #1

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brogitsune:

get ur shit together carl

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carolineflack:

remember when zayn was a directionator

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

http://kittheninja.tumblr.com/post/92777320922/crystals0ng-askradicalgoodspeed

crystals0ng:

askradicalgoodspeed:

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

when you work night shift long enough you…

baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

lukehemmoh:

It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows. 

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